Here are some of the very best creations ever known to GMHL. Fun With NHL Player Names!! Have a read and you will get
the point.
Submitted by Columbus GM
i saw this hip
YOUNG
thing walkin down the street and i was in a
DAZE
. I know I should be
ASHAM-ed
of myself, and i think it was just the
SATAN
in me, but i walked over to try to
PRONG-HER
with my
WOOLEY
but she gave me a big ol'
SAC-KICK
, I
YELLE'd
in a very
HI-NOTE
and as i was
FRIESEN
my
WEIMER
with ice, she gave me a
RADEK BONK
to the head with her
FOOTE
. Needless to say, I didnt go back for
MOORE
Submitted by Panther GM:
There was this guy, while walking down a HILL, he TRIPPd and fell and there was a huge LARAQUE pinning his
arm down. By LACHANCE, he had his trusty pocket knife WITT him, he had no choice...He couldnt just CUTTA like you would a
peanut BRODEUR and GELINAS sandwich, no he had to HACKETT, and HACKETT, and HACKETT until he was left with nothing but a bloody
STUMPLE, and a horrible gutwrenching sense of accomplishment......
SUBMITTED BY PITTSGM:
I was chillin with my
BOYES
Drinking our
HENNESY
When I just happened to notice this sexy
DAWL
walking down the street with the nicest
BITZ
I've ever seen in my life! I started feeling sum tingling in my
LEGWAND
And said to my buddies i would try and
RYDER
She overheard me, came up to me and spat on me! While i was trying to get the
HORCOFF
She kneed me in my
PECKER
She hit me so hard I was
ZELEPUKIN
When it was all over, my buddy said he was laughing his
KRIVOKRASOV
So I punched him in the face.
SUBMITTED BY COLUMBUS GM
Ok, lets
BEGIN
Once upon a time, my
BABY
brother was
JOKINEN
around and put
LAAKSONENs
in my Honey
OATES
That day when I was at the
BEECH
I began
TYUTIN
and boy did it
REEKIE
I suddenly became very
EAGER
to take a big poopoo I ran to the
PARK
next by as fast as I could to look for a
POTI
I found one and sat down and
PUSHOR
as hard as I could. It felt
SZUPER
Just then I heard a
RUMBLE
on the door.... It was the park
RANGER
He said "
HAY-DAR
,
DE WOLF
is after me! Let me in!" I opened the door and tanned the wolf's
HEID
with my
KANE
After that the ranger invited me back to his house and we had some beers from his
KOEHLER
and ate
SNOW
crab and fresh
MINK
meat with
E RAT
for dessert. after we were done, I realized I never washed my
HANDZUS'
after i took a dump. No wonder everything tasted like my
BARR-ASS-O
SUBMITTED BY PITTSGM:
I was riding on the
CHEECHOO
train when i saw a girl and thought i will
EX - ZAMUNER
. I couldn't believe it, my
LOYNS
were burning. I was
TWIST-ING
to keep my
SELANNE
from coming out. I went up and offered her some
COFFEY
but she didn't accept and gave me a
STURM
talking to. I said to her, "hey you ever want to
TUGNUTT-S?
Boy was she angry. She grabbed my
JOHNSON
and gave that
BIG SNAKE
a good wallop. I said to her "wats your
RIESEN
for being so mean? She then replied, "If only you were
