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Submitted by Columbus GM
 
i saw this hip YOUNG
thing walkin down the street and i was in a DAZE
. I know I should be ASHAM-ed
of myself, and i think it was just the SATAN
in me, but i walked over to try to PRONG-HER
with my WOOLEY
but she gave me a big ol' SAC-KICK
, I YELLE'd
in a very HI-NOTE
and as i was FRIESEN
my WEIMER
with ice, she gave me a RADEK BONK
to the head with her FOOTE
. Needless to say, I didnt go back for MOORE

Submitted by Panther GM:
 
There was this guy, while walking down a HILL, he TRIPPd and fell and there was a huge LARAQUE pinning his arm down. By LACHANCE, he had his trusty pocket knife WITT him, he had no choice...He couldnt just CUTTA like you would a peanut BRODEUR and GELINAS sandwich, no he had to HACKETT, and HACKETT, and HACKETT until he was left with nothing but a bloody STUMPLE, and a horrible gutwrenching sense of accomplishment......

SUBMITTED BY PITTSGM:
 
I was chillin with my
BOYES

Drinking our
HENNESY

When I just happened to notice this sexy
DAWL

walking down the street with the nicest
BITZ

I've ever seen in my life!
I started feeling sum tingling in my
LEGWAND

And said to my buddies i would try and
RYDER

She overheard me, came up to me and spat on me!
While i was trying to get the
HORCOFF

She kneed me in my
PECKER

She hit me so hard I was
ZELEPUKIN

When it was all over, my buddy said he was laughing his
KRIVOKRASOV

So I punched him in the face.

SUBMITTED BY COLUMBUS GM
 
Ok, lets
BEGIN


Once upon a time, my
BABY

brother was
JOKINEN

around and put
LAAKSONENs

in my
Honey OATES

That day when I was at the
BEECH

I began
TYUTIN

and boy did it
REEKIE

I suddenly became very
EAGER

to take a big poopoo
I ran to the
PARK

next by as fast as I could to look for a
POTI

I found one and sat down and
PUSHOR
as hard as I could.
It felt
SZUPER

Just then I heard a
RUMBLE

on the door.... It was the park
RANGER

He said
" HAY-DAR
, DE WOLF
is after me! Let me in!"
I opened the door and tanned the wolf's
HEID

with my
KANE

After that the ranger invited me back to his house and we had some beers from his
KOEHLER

and ate
SNOW
crab and fresh
MINK
meat with
E RAT
for dessert.
after we were done, I realized I never washed my
HANDZUS'

after i took a dump. No wonder everything tasted like my
BARR-ASS-O

SUBMITTED BY PITTSGM:
 
I was riding on the
CHEECHOO

train when i saw a girl and thought i will
EX - ZAMUNER
.
I couldn't believe it, my
LOYNS

were burning. I was
TWIST-ING

to keep my
SELANNE

from coming out. I went up and offered her some
COFFEY

but she didn't accept and gave me a
STURM

talking to. I said to her, "hey you ever want to
TUGNUTT-S?

Boy was she angry. She grabbed my
JOHNSON

and gave that
BIG SNAKE

a good wallop. I said to her "wats your
RIESEN

for being so mean?
She then replied, "If only you were
LUONGO

it would be better, but because of you i am now a
NIEUWENDYK

My
LEGACE

is now over.

SUBMITTED BY DEVILS GM:
 
Don't Stephane Matteau!

KEEP 'EM COMING!!!!!